If I Vanish From This Party, Assume It Was On Purpose - Scented Candle

This isn’t a disappearance. It’s a strategy.

“If I Vanish From This Party, Assume It Was On Purpose” is a design for people who know when the vibe shifts, the energy dips, or the small talk hits critical mass. It’s not rude—it’s refined. Whether you’re Irish exiting, ghosting with grace, or just slipping out before someone asks you to dance, this graphic delivers the message with dry wit and emotional precision.

Because leaving quietly is an art—and you’re a master.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, ensuring a safe burn for your home.
- Available in three delightful scents: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze.
- Elegantly packaged in a gray gift box, perfect for gifting.
- Crafted from 100% natural soy wax for a cleaner, longer burn.
- Comes in a reusable glass vessel, adding a touch of decor to your space.

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.