If I Vanish From This Party, Assume It Was On Purpose - Pillow

This isn’t a disappearance. It’s a strategy.

“If I Vanish From This Party, Assume It Was On Purpose” is a design for people who know when the vibe shifts, the energy dips, or the small talk hits critical mass. It’s not rude—it’s refined. Whether you’re Irish exiting, ghosting with grace, or just slipping out before someone asks you to dance, this graphic delivers the message with dry wit and emotional precision.

Because leaving quietly is an art—and you’re a master.

Product features
- 100% spun polyester for durability and shape retention
- Beige plastic zipper blends seamlessly with the design
- Vacuum-packed for easy shipping, minimizing creasing
- 100% polyester insert adds volume and comfort
- Double-sided print for versatility in decor

Care instructions
- Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.