If I Vanish From This Party, Assume It Was On Purpose - Mug

This isn’t a disappearance. It’s a strategy.

“If I Vanish From This Party, Assume It Was On Purpose” is a design for people who know when the vibe shifts, the energy dips, or the small talk hits critical mass. It’s not rude—it’s refined. Whether you’re Irish exiting, ghosting with grace, or just slipping out before someone asks you to dance, this graphic delivers the message with dry wit and emotional precision.

Because leaving quietly is an art—and you’re a master.

Product features
- Microwave-safe for easy heating
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
- Vibrant colors create striking designs
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes for your preferences
- C-shaped handle offers a comfortable grip

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap