If I Vanish From A Party, Assume It Was On Purpose - Amber Jar Scented Candle

This isn’t a disappearance. It’s a strategy.

“If I Vanish From A Party, Assume It Was On Purpose” is a design for people who know when the vibe shifts, the energy dips, or the small talk hits critical mass. It’s not rude—it’s refined. Whether you’re Irish exiting, ghosting with grace, or just slipping out before someone asks you to dance, this graphic delivers the message with dry wit and emotional precision.

Because leaving quietly is an art—and you’re a master.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic with a natural soy wax blend.
- Reusable glass vessel for a sustainable touch.
- Varied scent profiles, including oceanic, warm spices, and floral notes.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.
- Available in six tantalizing scents tailored for every occasion.

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.