If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It - Scented Soy Candle

Consciousness is a threat.

“If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It!” is a design for people whose presence comes with consequences. Whether it’s caffeine-fueled rage, emotional honesty before sunrise, or just a general refusal to be pleasant, this graphic delivers the message with unapologetic flair.

Because being awake isn’t the problem—it’s what happens next.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic: made from vegan, natural ingredients
- Reusable glass vessel: perfect for decor after use
- Variety of scents: including Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, and more
- Materials comply with safety standards: 100% natural soy wax and cotton wick
- Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.