If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It - Pillow

Consciousness is a threat.

“If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It!” is a design for people whose presence comes with consequences. Whether it’s caffeine-fueled rage, emotional honesty before sunrise, or just a general refusal to be pleasant, this graphic delivers the message with unapologetic flair.

Because being awake isn’t the problem—it’s what happens next.

Product features
- 100% spun polyester provides durability and retains shape
- Concealed zipper for a sleek finish
- Double-sided print for versatility in styling
- Recycled polyester insert adds extra volume and comfort
- Not pre-assembled to reduce creasing during shipment

Care instructions
- Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.