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If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It - Frosted Glass Candle 11oz
If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It - Frosted Glass Candle 11oz
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Consciousness is a threat.
“If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It!” is a design for people whose presence comes with consequences. Whether it’s caffeine-fueled rage, emotional honesty before sunrise, or just a general refusal to be pleasant, this graphic delivers the message with unapologetic flair.
Because being awake isn’t the problem—it’s what happens next.
Product features
- Natural vegan wax blend of apricot, coconut, soy, and refined paraffin.
- Eco-friendly wooden wick made from FSC-certified wood.
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils safe for your home.
- Vibrant colors achieved through advanced printing techniques.
- Hand-poured in the USA with a burn time of approximately 50 hours.
Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.


