If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It - Ceramic Mug

Consciousness is a threat.

“If I’m Awake, Someone’s About to Regret It!” is a design for people whose presence comes with consequences. Whether it’s caffeine-fueled rage, emotional honesty before sunrise, or just a general refusal to be pleasant, this graphic delivers the message with unapologetic flair.

Because being awake isn’t the problem—it’s what happens next.

Product features
- Glossy finish for a sleek look
- Bright and crisp colors for vibrant designs
- Microwave-safe for effortless heating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Durable white ceramic to showcase prints

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap