I’m Not Grumpy, Just Awake - Frosted Glass Candle, 11oz

This isn’t attitude. It’s alertness.

“I’m Not Grumpy, Just Awake” is a design for people whose morning vibe is less sunshine and more survival. It’s not about being rude—it’s about being real. Whether you’re navigating caffeine withdrawal, social expectations, or just trying to exist before 10 a.m., this graphic delivers the truth with dry wit and emotional precision.

Perfect for mugs, shirts, stickers, or wall art that sets expectations before you even speak.

Because being awake doesn’t mean being approachable.

Product features
- Natural wax blend: Made from vegan apricot, coconut, and soy wax, ensuring a toxin-free burn.
- Eco-friendly wooden wick: Hand-crafted from FSC-certified wood for a unique crackling sound while burning.
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils: Safe and compliant with California’s Proposition 65.
- Vibrant colors: Latest printing techniques create bright and crisp designs on the candle vessel.
- Long burn time: Enjoy an average of 50 hours of delightful fragrance and ambiance.

Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.