Shirts

Wear your weird. These shirts aren’t just soft—they’re sharp. Each graphic is a conversation starter, a side-eye magnet, and a wearable manifesto. From military mashups and neurodivergent narwhals to stool jokes that hit below the belt (literally), our tees blend advocacy, absurdity, and unapologetic truth.

Designed for comfort. Engineered for commentary. Whether you're repping chronic illness with cyborg flair or just want your chest to say what your mouth won’t, this collection’s got your back—and your front.